Girl, I wanna take you to a grey bar...

yeah, i got nothing.

I've also heard that cat urine is very good for your skin.

Some people say it's cruel, but there is just no adrenaline rush that compares to seeing the spectacle of those magnificent specimens.

They call me brown china girl.

Trevor the iguana will help you break your meth habit

Nobody touches the wedges.

just kidding. i don't go to live comedy shows cause i'm scared they'll single me out in the audience.

my only regret is that i have only one body to cut in the service of credit control.

Some days I just want to stay in my porn fort and forget the world.