Trevor the iguana will help you break your meth habit
 
Nobody touches the wedges.

Dali

11/20/2010

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just kidding. i don't go to live comedy shows cause i'm scared they'll single me out in the audience.
 
my only regret is that i have only one body to cut in the service of credit control.
 
Some days I just want to stay in my porn fort and forget the world.
 
she makes the sign of a teaspoon and he's like bitch, please.
 
the fact that my boob is doing jazz hands may lend some truth to the rumours.

Dad

11/3/2010

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And the cat's in the cradle, and the silver spoon...