My patronus is a dementor.

Santa, baby, hurry down the chimney tonight...

I can teach you, but I'd have to charge...

You can tell I'm serious when my chin gets really prominent.

Girl, I wanna take you to a grey bar...

yeah, i got nothing.

I've also heard that cat urine is very good for your skin.

Some people say it's cruel, but there is just no adrenaline rush that compares to seeing the spectacle of those magnificent specimens.

They call me brown china girl.